I’m like, sort of, kind of DJing Yacht Club’s dance party tonight. I’m not a DJ by any means. It’s this new series my homie is trying to introduce where he takes non-DJs and has them pick out the playlist for dance party Tuesday and he asked me to do it.

It’s only $1.

Expect to hear 90s alternative hits, 80s dance, and current hip hop.

It’s going to be bad.

So bad it’s fucking awesome.

I’m sure none of my followers are going.

Because none of you know how to have fun.

But if you do decided to stop by, say hello.

Also, reply with requests.

I still need to fill out this playlist.